How Watching Movies Can Help You Get Laid

You were a feeling a little lonely and decided to

find out which were the Best Dating Sites for you and you stumbled upon the new adult dating site Xpress and decided to give it a go. You somehow meet a single lady or fella online based on the fact that they saw you shared the same tastes of movies on your adult dating profile. You go out with them for a few drinks and you hit it off.

You then wonder to yourself, ‘How on earth can I hookup with this beautiful creature that is way out of my league?’ The answer is simple enough: take them home to “watch a movie.” It’s a universally known fact that the term “watch a movie” is code phrase for “booty call.”

However, these casual hookups usually always start off with attempting to watch a movie first, but it is imperative to put on the best movie so your moves will work when trying to bend them over on your couch.

Sexy Movies: The “Tuck & Tug” Move

The quickest way to get your date to start thinking about having sex with you is by making them watch hot sex scenes in a movie. However, you can’t just whip out a porn or they will go running for the hills. You need to be more strategic than that. Curl up under a blanket and put on a movie like Secretary, Shame or Love And Other Drugs and during one of the sexiest love scenes, slowly tuck your hand under the blanket and either tug off your date’s jean button in a seductive manner. The hotter the scene, the more chances they won’t bat your hand away.

Tearjerkers: The “Heightened Emotional Pounce”

This move particularly works in the favor for men. Now this move is a slow-burn as you have to get to the sad part of a tearjerker for it to succeed. Put on something

that is sure to make a girl cry like The Notebook or Before

Sunrise. (Because who the hell wants to sit through Titanic again?) Wait until the sad part comes and watch the tears well up in your date’s eyes. This point, bend down and wipe off her tears and then POUNCE–and by pounce, we mean kiss her–not literally pounce on her.

Horror Movies: The “Duck and Cover” Move

Works best if YOU’RE not scared!

Now this move is specifically for women and it has a 100 percent success rate. While watching a horror movie like A Cabin In The Woods or Carrie, curl up to your date while again being curled up under a blanket. When a jumper scare happens, duck under the blanket and put your head on your date’s lap. When you start feeling him pop out of his jeans, then you can

make your move! Trust us, he won’t stop you at all.

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