Five

Types of Men Women Avoid Hooking Up With

If you are looking to hook up with women, there is one thing you should know—in 2013, the ladies are extremely picky especially when it comes to sleeping with men. A woman was able to lower her standards before and that man would just end up on her

“WALL OF SHAME.” However now with social media, women are now shamelessly airing out

their dirty laundry and warning other women to follow suit. We live in a time and age

when men can no longer hide their shortcomings and if you would to avoid public mockery and also get laid then let’s hope you don’t fall into the following five cases of men women avoid like the plague.

1. “The Hermit Crab”

These types are men are named “the hermit crabs” due to their inability of being alone. Like the Hermit Crab, this sad loser only is able to leave another woman when he has outgrown her and moves onto the next. He most likely also is only able to live with the women he traps and then moves in with the next.

2. “The Suburban Bore”

These guys are prone to missionary position!

This type of guy is from the suburbs and is never interested in change. He loves going to the same bar. He works the same mediocre job and he never, ever wants to do anything exciting—especially if it requires going into the city. If this guy never embraces change in his life—he is bound to be boring in the sack

as well.

3.

“The Take It Or Leave It Guy”

Sorry…unless you’re Luke Perry circa 1993, you can’t get away with being elusive anymore!

Passion is over-rated these days and because of shows like Sex And The City and Girls, women now have enough knowledge to stay away from Mr. Big elusive types because they know that men like these guys who play “hot and cold” are never going to stick around and just not worth the trouble of hooking up with—no matter how good they are in the sack.

4. “The Mama’s Man Child”

We all know Mama’s Boys, however if you are a dude that is over 25, not in school and still living with your mother, you are a bonafide Mama’s MAN CHILD. You have no hope of getting laid if you are attached to your mother by your proverbial umbilical cord.

5. “The Fake Agoraphobic Sex Fiend”

This type of guy is never interested in going out on a date. In fact, they would rather come over and sit on the couch and watch movies and then have sex. Although women like to hook up, they don’t want to just be treated like “friends with benefits.” If you think this is an adequate way of trying to get laid,

then you should make sure you leave money on the dresser if you are going to treat your conquests like prostitutes.

So in closing, if you are looking for hookups whether it is at a bar or on free dating sites then please keep up your act in you are one of these types of guys!